Lucky for all you Earth inhabitants the brand new novel entitled The Creator - Rigobare has been translated into basic English (i.e. no complicated words). This is now available as a full length e-book for you to download. Now all you need to do to fully enjoy this book is deposit £7.95 into Hass’ off-planet bank account, click ‘buy’ at the bottom right of this page, and you can start reading.

Alternatively, try the sample chapter first. It is free, just click ‘register’ and fill in the form.

Whilst it is true Hass has no need for money he has observed the Earth custom that you enjoy paying for everything, what other reason would you happily pay for bottled water when it falls freely in its purest form from the sky? Hass would like to assure you that he will find a worthy recipient for the cash and would like to thank you on their behalf.